David Wayne, the Jolly Blogger posted this observation in his excellent blog on kissing (Fridays Are for Kissing).

"Baptists are not allowed to kiss – it could lead to the consumption of alcohol."

Actually, I’ve always heard it the way Mark Olson put it … with a slight paraphrase of my own to sanitize it for my younger and more puritanical readers:

Baptists don’t kissing standing up because people will think they are dancing.

Definitely read Mark’s comment though and all of them … and the whole article.