With deepest apologies to those who have go crazy over context shuffle, "If pigs can fly, then why oh why can't I?"

Pigs can fly the same as you.

You get on an airplane with your pig and you both fly high, fly low, fly anywhere you want to go.

You've got to be careful about syllogisms that they don't get tangled up with your non-sequitur-ist  similes.

 We've got to be consistent – literal when we are literal, logical when we are logical, and levitating when we are exercising levity – which brings us back to flying pigs and …

a deep reality:

I am being silly.

It is Saturday – Silly Saturday.

But, really, pigs CAN fly and SO CAN YOU … So SOAR!