From Top 10 Unwritten Gym Rules to Follow

I've been noticing that if I am alone and I spill something, break something, cut myself, do something stupid or have something stupid happen to me, my reaction is ….

{drum roll} …

SILENCE …

… loud, audacious silence.

I say nothing, grunt nothing, shout nothing.

That tree fell in the forest and no one heard a thing because there was nothing to be heard.

Which means …

I guess when I grunt and shout over such things, I must be playing to the audience and there must be a reason I do.

When I am alone, I just stop and clean it, fix it, or bandage it.

                                        Let's just take care of business … or whatever we need to take care of …