I've been noticing that if I am alone and I spill something, break something, cut myself, do something stupid or have something stupid happen to me, my reaction is …. {drum roll} …

SILENCE …

… loud, audacious silence I say nothing, grunt nothing, shout nothing. That tree fell in the forest and no one heard a thing because there was nothing to be heard.

Which means …

I guess when I grunt and shout over such things, I must be playing to the audience and there must be a reason I do.