We need an active sense of humor during tough times.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
Why did the bike fall over?
It was two tired.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You’re under a vest.
Why did the man get hit by a bike every day?
He was stuck in a vicious cycle.

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