"This is a test of the Emergency Blogging System. The bloggers of your area in voluntary cooperation with Google, Yahooo, Facebook, and other platforms and whoever is evesdropping at the N.S.A.  have developed this system to keep you informed in the event of an actual blog post."

And thus, we introduce, for you platform builders and blog posters, the number one secret to increasing traffic to your various locations in cyberspace … drum role ….

Are you ready?

Here it is:

POST SOMETHING!

I have experimented with this in the last few days and it works.

Of course, there are issues of context, social media integration, and key words, but I can confer with you on that one-on-one.

The real secret is to keep the content flowing

"If this had been an actual blog post, you would have been instructed to tune to one or more of my other hangouts online."

Try it!